I’m just gonna say I came to see the replies to your comment, and wish I could have said “don’t say I didn’t warn you!”

Nah, iOS will never be that shitty.

I bet you comment on Android articles mentioning how shitty iOS is too.

... you mean fractured into a million variants that segment the hell out of their market? Sure, sooooounds great.

...and maybe in a year or two a decent amount of Android users will be actually using a device that has what Android is today.

And maybe in another year or two, most Android handset owners will actually be able to use Lollipop.

You mean they’ll become a complicated malware infested mess?

Personally I think the Xbox controllers have always been the best. I think they’re a lot more ergonomic and comfortable than anything Sony’s made.

“Find solutions not blame.”

You and I are very different people. Plenty of tension, IMHO, and I laughed aloud quite often while reading.

It also conducts heat about one-percent as well as traditional glass

reorganizes the molecule of your brain

I’m outraged because internet.

I don't mind that said at all.

Millennials... I guess all that tweeting and twerking really is shrinking our vocabularies....SMDH

Looking things up might do you good. "Jamoke" is decades old. It's been in use since at least the 40's to mean sucker/loser/chump/idiot.

You can't wrap their muzzle if you need to get inside the mouth, hence the pinch.

I don't think the SEALs have that problem. It's really really hard to get in.

Obviously you haven't been missing your shift key.

That image would be a lot more evocative if it were animated.