The penalty had nothing at all to do with blocking, did you even watch the race?

with hints of brown

First mistake: Pennsylvania Turnpike

The painting in the back was a rare Mondrian, but will now be sold as a rare Pollock.

Ahh. Let’s replace the reliable and secure thing with something infinity more complex and likely to break to save 15 seconds of our lives everyday. This is so American it should have been posted yesterday.

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

El Big One!

Accidente grande!

So same thing as HIV then.

My notes:

Duck Dynasty and NASCAR all in one spot? Was anyone in the crowd not related to each other?

#MURICA

Can we just talk about how amazing the Haas Formula One team has done in their first season for a moment? Romain Grosjean just took one of their cars—in their second race ever as a team—to fifth place. Somewhere, a bald eagle is shedding a single tear of joy right now for how awesome America’s F1 team is doing.

In other words you want to see unicorns.. Unicorns everywhere...

I think you mean a brown manual diesel Miata shooting brake.

Neutral: I mean, let’s go down the list. A RWD manual brown diesel wagon, anything bearing the “Mazdaspeed” emblem, Raphael tipping over a Beetle at the Volkswagen display, Mistubishi showing anything decent, a sub-$20,000 sports car, any car designer or executive being led out in handcuffs for using the word…

“The Aussies call us Nigel, a lot.”

a website dedicated to motorsport should be non-biased

On that note, all F1 teams, except for Ferrari, are based in the UK.