“That and more of your favorites in The Top 50 Jokes from 2011—in stores now!”

I’m seeing a pattern there...

This is I think the biggest headline coming out of this. If you want a critically acclaimed record, Dave Cobb’s name better be on the sleeve.

Yeah, Dave Cobb might actually be the real country music savior. And he did produce Southeastern.

Nah, you need the new Jason Isbell record

It’s good to see a Greek do the bailing for once.

Watching a game at University of Phoenix stadium is a lot like attending University of Phoenix – you spend a ton of money on a complete waste of time, and when you tell people what you did they all laugh at you.

I love your writing, Dave, but I definitely skipped straight to Zodiac Motherfucker today. Needed the pure shit.

Haven’t read yet, but wanted to just say thank god for the timing of this. Need a brain cleaner right now.

...but he has suffered depression since he was with the Bears,”...

He lost the earring in the fight after failing to take two steps and make a football move with it

Very disappointed in you, Burneko. I mean, subtle plagiarism is one thing, but lifting your title straight from the Ford Field home locker room walls?

Maybe if the rulebook said something about having the glove knocked out of his hand, you would be right. He never threw the glove, he was holding it when the ball hit it.

Twitter is easy to explain to people of the 50’s

+3 and out

I haven't seen this many pissed off Iowans since Kirk Ferentz was retained as head coach in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2015.

Let’s hope this goes better than the last time I saw this in the news:

their tuition will be covered by James’ foundation and the university starting in 2021, when the current seventh graders in the program graduate high school

DON’T TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.

Nice. If you’re a fan of the home team, it was definitely the night for you. For visiting fans at the home stadium, perhaps not so much. But, in my opinion, that’s how it goes sometimes.