Some near-beers have up to 0.5 percent alcohol by volume

went batshit and seemingly didn’t care for his own safety since he never asked the driver to stop, just kept screaming at him to open the door.

i mean he’s not wrong...

Guys, I’m beginning to think Mayweather may not be an on the level guy.

calm the fuck down, brian

not that it makes it okay, but i’m guessing there was tons of free food during the day and free food and booze after the game, if your experience was like any my friends’ had when they were ga/volunteers in college athletics.

you’re right. that’s what i get for posting on Monday pre-coffee.

I believe Ellison has said he’ll resign from the Senate to run the DNC if elected.

* single-handedly

Calling it “Obamacare” helped get Matt Bevin elected governor of Kentucky. Never mind that a significant number of residents in the eastern part of the state benefit from the ACA, but yet voted for a candidate who campaigned on the idea of reversing the state’s expansion of the ACA and how it was such an awful thing…

I read this whole damn article thinking Magary wrote it. So, you're welcome or I'm sorry.

oh boy, breitbart AND the daily mail? so close to the trifecta. i’m disappointed.

turns out these aren’t as funny when it’s your team.

edit. nevermind.

same guy paid $75,000 buyout to leave boise to go to syracuse.

Coyle will not be forced by the NCAA to sit out a year, unlike the athletes he oversees must do.

why does ozuna get to score? he wasn’t forced and the ball left the playing field? shouldn’t he get 2 bases and end up on 3rd?

didn’t he lie when first asked about accepting money and lie about the time of the weed video?

You have to love Francis...

given his size and skills, are we entirely sure it’s not messi?