yeah, doesn’t pertain directly to the story, since the customer was just bat-shit crazy and not really suffering from celiac disease, but most people who actually do suffer from celiac disease (not speaking for them all, obviously) would probably rather places not offer gluten-free products when they don’t give a shit…

it’s going to be the gluten-free toast. honestly, i’m half tempted to call it out myself.

What The Fuck Is The Drummer Doing In The “Big Shot” Video

can i just point out the irony of that statement coming from a man that once called wenger a “voyeur”? he’s been so obsessed with wenger lately.

can we please trade martha ford for dan gilbert with the cavs?

i would’ve love to have been able to see isbell and stapleton together at the ryman.

i just think it’s foolish for bud black to think he’s better than teddy roosevelt.

it’s definitely not a big deal for bud black, that doesn’t make it any less foolish to verbally agree to accept a position with an organization without at least asking what type of compensation terms they were thinking.

i really don’t care much about bud black or the nats, to get into a heated debate, but it’s foolish to accept a job without having the slightest idea what the compensation package will be. whether you’re a baseball manager or an it grunt.

who even agrees to take a job without knowing the pay? isn’t there an article on lifehacker bud could read that basically says, “FIND OUT HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY THEY’RE PAYING BEFORE ACCEPTING A JOB!”

usually your strength coaches are your “get back” coaches, making sure guys aren’t encroaching on the officials part of the sideline, etc. also, a lot of players have a personal preference for a certain person to help them stretch, etc. thirdly, since the ncaa limits the number of full-time assistant position coaches,…

i come from a place where the median household income is in the neighborhood of $22,000/year, but yet there’s one church where the pastor and assistant pastor (the pastor’s son) both live in $300,000+ houses, have brand new cars, constantly take trips, etc.

so this is what robin van persie is up to these days.

“In skiing life, there’s such an alpha male thing about pulling the hottest chicks”

i always knew nike was a sole-less company...

i guess i get to be pinkham’s law, but jim beam is whiskey. it’s just bourbon whiskey.

Urban wrote it on the dry erase board in the locker room Monday, but Cardale found out, when he found out.

it’s kentucky, everyone is blood relation

“MY LIONS CRUMBLED LIKE A MICHIGAN OVERPASS “

i’ve excitedly come to deadspin every fucking afternoon hoping it was going to be the lions (partially because i’m too lazy to read the entire article of other teams’ to see who is next) and left disappointed every single time, much like every lions’ game i’ve ever attended. but tomorrow, tomorrow is my fucking day.…