I intentionally went with ‘irregardless’. I associate ‘irregardless’ with New England, because it’s the only place I’ve lived (out of 5 American time zones) where I regularly heard this one unironically. So, I was calling y’all hypocrites. Say it with a Boston accent...it’s perfect.

Also, apparently literate and…

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.