Please stop. I don’t care if you wear a mask or not. I’m not going to. Promote the contact tracing apps if you want to actually help. Get more states to implement it in their state. That is the ONLY way we’re going to slow this thing down. Masks have not been proven to do that. Nor have the lockdowns. Nor has social…

I work in higher ed administration, and while I’ve never been the Title IX Officer at any of the institutions I’ve worked at, I work closely with those folks and have been involved at the policy level regarding campus sexual assaults. One of the universities I’ve worked for was the first in the nation to implement…

This strikes me as a “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should” kinda thing.

Do you find that your cutting boards smell like garlic / onions even after washing them? I never have problems with fruit smelling or tasting like garlic, so was curious to hear your take on that.

Must be visiting BYU

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Planes fly due to the Bernoulli effect. And because I know this, I was able to nail the goddamn New Yorker and their legendary fact-checkers such that they had to print this correction!

I couldn’t help but read this as a basketball starting 5. In which case I definitely like having Buddha coming off of the bench. Seems like he’d have the temperament to be the quintessential 6th man.

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

“The First Pancake.”

I love swearing. A properly placed “fuck this fucking fuck” is so satisfying as an emotional release, I say it regularly as a way to avoid therapy.

I will admit though that there is something so heinously hilarious about non-expletive insults when you’re insulting another person, that sometimes it’s the superior move…

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

I live in Boston and I want to say that while “Sports talk radio is trash”, specifically Boston’s sports talk radio is absolutely the worst.

Horford may not get 30 million a year but you can bank on his sister at some point calling a superior player’s wife or girlfriend a whore on twitter

At first it seemed like you were taking pleasure in other people’s misfortunes but *plot twist* you are clearly a masochist.

I don’t understand what it’s like being a Celtics fan with Dad without Teen Wolf references, so please include those in future posts.

Come to NH.  I think it’s a state law that every town has to have at least one covered bridge.  (Not really, but my town does have three of them.)

This.  Jesus, Magary.  It’s not like you’re 25.

How the hell has anyone not heard “Got To Get You Into My Life”?