Police Officer: HANDS UP!
Ohio State Fan: [makes "o"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "h"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "i"]
Police Officer: [uses entire can of spray]

My nomination is your old gloves, with conductive thread stitched into the finger tips. I think this is the best because it is cheaper than most conductive gloves and many people have expensive gloves that they would work fine with a few easy stitches.

My nomination is your old gloves, with conductive thread stitched into the finger tips. I think this is the best…

There's no one moment, but:

DON'T YOU DARE TALK BAD ABOUT BRIAN DAWKINS.

For a short time I worked as a writer for the world wide leader and I was one of thousands who wrote for the website. I met Scott only twice by chance more than anything as I wasn't ever based in Bristol, or even a blip on the radar in the scheme of things, but at one of those events Scott turned to someone and said…

A lot of Cowboys fans ARE Notre Dame fans!

If he's a fit anywhere, it's the Titans. They still need a QB, and if anywhere knows how to love Cousins, it's Tennessee.

I am a professor at a large state university and this is becoming a huge epidemic. In a large class of, say, 300 students, you now routinely get 10-20 or more that have ADHD or similar type disability and demand extra time (usually 1.5 time, sometimes double time) for quizzes and exams, separate rooms for exams (with…

"where the Republicans just won back the House the same way Bush beat Kerry, by appealing only to their base and not worrying about anyone else"...

I'm going to jerk it with Purell instead of lotion just to be safe.

The thing that I am saying now about that is: someone might be right. I'm Perd Hapley.

Thank you, Perd Hapley

I am disturbed by this. It seems to me that the victim is assuming she did not consent to sex because she doesn't remember it. I would be greatly disturbed if a man could be convicted based on a lack of memory. Proof beyond a reasonable doubt should require far, far more.

Very subtle what Goodell did here.

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NYT/Deadspin/Sane people: "It's really disturbing how Tallahassee PD and FSU seem to have a pattern of covering up for athletes"

Usually if a car has the air bags deploy it is considered totaled. That means it was a pretty serious accident. In most cases that requires cops to ask about alcohol no matter the circumstances. I agree that the robbery seemed like it didn't belong, but man, you are getting awful angry at the author of this piece…

One part missing from this article is the person they crashed into was 18 years old, going home after working at Olive Garden. And the 2 tickets were for making an illegal left turn, and driving with a suspended license.

Is the Tallahassee PD being investigated, in any way? I mean, this shit is so egregious, the evidence of corruption is in plain sight! What the fuck? Hello, Justice Department?

Look, Jimbo asked his guys if they did the robbery ... Both said "no".