She was important you see. By choking Dark Swan and making her uncomfortable (because she couldn't kill her) it made Dark Pirate Dude change his mind!

That's not fair, AICN is like the bottom of the barrel. Also, I am not convinced that guy even has a wife

There are nuts on there, yes, but large portions of that guy's SHIELD reviews are repetitive nonsense. Maybe there is a minimum word limit for reviews here? And the dude has to yammer on about the same thing in every review just to fill space?

If you want to see Star Wars than don't die before it comes out. GHEESH.

I have really nice looking turds

"Best YA novel" = Best of my turds in the toilet bowl

You better have multiple backups for your non-physical media son, or you're going to be crying that you lost everything some day.

But I like sarcasm. Why would you want to take that away from me!?

Yes you are literally the only one. Everyone else who voiced disappointment in the comments hear was lying about it.

No it wasn't a blink and miss line. Some people are bad at paying attention.

"Y’know, for what it is"

PS - Rather than Christ I would suggest you go see a therapist or some other kind of mental health professional.

Riight. So some completely inconsequential, unimportant, useless thing some people do online is stupid, so you throw a hissy fit about it. That's not adult behavior. You're acting like a god damned lunatic.

I asked you what difference it makes, why care, and you cannot answer. You have some weird, bizarre hang up about people up voting themselves. I'm struggling to think of something less important to have a fit about but I cannot. You win the prize for biggest fucking idiot so far this week. Congrats.

Why the fuck would that be annoying? Who cares? Seriously, what difference does it make. You've got problems dude, even if you are "half joking"

I'm going to assume you are joking but I really can't tell. Eh, whatever.

Is this some joke I don't get? Anyone who actually legitimately cares about a person upvoting themselves is a pathetic fucking moron.

She does if she punches you in the nuts!