Has it ever not sucked though?

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Nobody seems to care about the fact that there are men out there that are being manipulated by these women.

This makes sense considering who their majority owner is. Popeyes is part of RBI (Restaurant Brands International), which is mostly owned by 3G Capital. Their main clam to fame is introducing ZBB (zero-based budgeting) to the companies under their ownership. Under ZBB, you have to justify every expense and have it…

But enough about our Big Wet President!

Also, boobs were flashed!  

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

San Franciscan here. Blaming “the gig economy” for this is nonsense.

“They do?  Better fix that.” - Paradox Interactive

Spanfucker and his cronies are jacking each other off on their cocaine cruise while draining G/O’s coffers with outrageous salaries. When they’ve finally milked it (and themselves) they’ll all buy new underwear and look for their next victim. These are vile, hateful, greedy people who don’t give a shit about anything…

are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out.

I’m convinced the new owners of deadspin bought a massive insurance plan and are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out. Good article Chris, too bad a half dozen ads and autoplay videos crash it every paragraph. 

Just before first pitch one of my Dodgers fan buddies texted “Cole will look great in Dodger blue next season.”

Just doing some back of the napkin math, 10 1/4 lb patties, plus the cheese and bun, etc. probably comes to about 3 lbs. The kid looks to be about 150 lbs or so. After he was done eating, he was comprised of 2 percent Whataburger. Impressive.

You’re obviously an evangelical Christian because you think we give a shit about your religion.

Brady’s case is exacerbated by the fact that he got genuinely fucked over by the NFL for deflating footballs.

This seems...unlikely. 

It’ll be the clean one. Dude clearly doesn't waste a drop.

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”