This is where you and I differ. I’m really only interested in food writing that involves vagina egg boiling and/or sex with dead people.

Whenever British people say they don’t tip, I tell them that, “We really don’t need any more of you boorish Brits coming over here and refusing to abide by our culture. If you can’t respect another country’s customs, then maybe international travel isn’t for you.”

TV guy here. You’re full of shit. Its funny how only the women I worked with got the commentary on their looks. The men almost never did. For that matter the men rarely had to deal with creeps stalking them, or kissing them on air, or trying to grab bits of their anatomy, or in some cases abducting and most likely…

cool. shut the fuck up forever.

As if a creepy tightwad like you could ever get anyone to have sex with.

FYI if it makes your next Starbucks experience a little calmer, “Venti” is the Italian word for “twenty”, and the Starbucks Venti (hot) is 20 oz. So, it’s not a word they made up, it’s just a fancy way of describing the actual size of the drink.

so why does a woman on TV need to be at least an 8, while a guy like Chris Berman can maintain a lead anchor job?

Customers regularly have unreasonable demands/commentary. This is the case. She’s giving the weather report, not coming down the runway. On top of that saying she is fat is straight up hypocritical, she’s obviously much below the U.S. average....

It’s literally fat shaming.  If you think it’s reasonable, then you need to work on how you view others.

You’re very stupid.

Get over yourself, Mary.

What? No it’s not.

You definitely get it.

That’s the whole fucking point. To shame the type of person who would fat shame.

Alternate headlines,

A lot of people in these comments seem really proud to let us all know how cheap/big of an asshole they are. Weird flex, but okay...

Tip creep is definitely a thing. Just ask my wife.

Fucking over your server isn’t exactly putting the screws to the man, man. And you’re definitely fucking over your server when you don’t tip. 

Yes, you are. If you do not wish to do so, stop using services that have tipping. Otherwise, as I always say, work on a solution but in the meantime you still gotta tip, bitch.

Fuck these losers. I generally don’t go to coffee shops, and when I do I usually just get a black coffee. Even still, as long as the card reader gives the option to tip, I put an extra dollar on there.