Hinkie, dude, they fired you. You don’t have to care anymore.

Pictured: Gar Foreman.

On the way back from my honeymoon (Turks and Caicos) we were waiting for our flight. I went into the bathroom and sat down on the stall to take a really large hangover-fueled shit. In the stall next to me I hear this little kid’s voice “Dad...I’m done...” then there’s a really long pause and the kid says meekly “I…

Thank you for this. A woman isn’t lacking in agency just because she’s making decisions you don’t agree with. I might concede that she’s in over her head, but to cast her as someone so blank that she can’t muster up the power to make her own decisions is a disservice to both her, and other women like her. Just because…

Its not the state. HOAs are not government entities. They are essentially private companies paid to keep the neighborhood/subdivision/community in good shape. The biggest issue is that if there is an HOA (not all areas have them) with deed restrictions, you must sign a contract promising to adhere to the deed…

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

My wife makes outstanding chili. Like I’ll push my kids over to get the last bowl good (OK, I’ll admit, there’s a lot of food that I’d push my kids over to get at). Last year I came home from work and saw a half eaten bowl of cold chili on the kitchen table and thought “Jackpot!”. The top tasted weird and acidy but…

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

Probably unnecessary (because, you know, charity) disclosure: Depression Quest, by Zoe Quinn, is part of this bundle. We dated a while back, and it was a whole thing. You might have heard about it! If not, well, there you go. Have a cool and chill day.

Not too busy, but just didn’t want to:

Weren’t you too busy to vote yesterday?

Feels good man

The NFL’s next step in the matter is to figure out how to profit off of this issue.

The Jets, the Mets, the Broncos, the Steelers, Josh McDaniels...

You’re completely off-base, yes.

As a Lions fan, I’m SO GLAD I don’t have to go through the mental gymnastics of defending this guy anymore. Holy shit!

Ashley, thank you.

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”