Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Cardinals fans, amiright?

I’m not trying to win the favor of a hack writer on a failing blog either, I just like laughing at stupid people. Dude, I’m fuckin being paid right now, they think I’m working, but I’m sitting here legitimately feeling superior to you. I don’t even know you, but I know I’m better than you. Isn’t that crazy? The…

Marcus Mariota drove the Titans down the field in under two minutes, down 7. Completed a pass that would have taken them inside the five with less than 30 seconds left, receiver gets stood up and they wrestle around for a while as forward progress got stopped. Lewan comes FLYING in like a fucking missile and rams…

What kind of typesetting makes the “Mo” in “Texas Monthly” fit behind his head on that cover?

No just the fucking racists, thanks.

Sorry to interrupt your rant, but I was there and nothing came within 1/5th the noise Stipe generated from the home crowd. The crowd noise the UFC pumps in the PPV is not in any way reflective of reality.

Sorry to be this guy, but the phrase is “buried the lede”.

Cam, how are you feeling?

I spent five years as a town zoning officer, and this gives me PTSD. “Sir, you can display any and all the US flags you want, any size, but you still need to get a permit for your ridiculous flagpole because it could interfere with planes. Also, I cannot help you with your Home Owner’s Association rules. No, we don’t…

Wow! It’s like cyclists have secret ways of recovering more quickly than expected!

“No cheating!”

We removed quite a few comments on this post; we don’t usually do that but it’s a very slow evening and several of these were rather mean-spirited. I would assume these are what our guy here was responding to.

I know you’re joking, but this is actually a noted concern with the proliferation of index funds. It’s individually rational for investors to passively invest in the market, but if everyone does it the market becomes stagnant.

very good SNL sketch about this phenomenon:

skin-to-skin contact is not only therapeutic, but a great form of medicine for both your mind and your body.

Hey now, I like the Whopper. The meat is still blandish, but it’s a nice combination of sauce and veggies and the buns are great. This is nothing like that.

Yeah, no. That’s the reason.

White.