Throw your loofahs and washcloths in the trash all you need is this

Throw your loofahs and washcloths in the trash all you need is this

My significant other was running late for class one day, and the closest parking ticket machine wasn’t working, so she used a pen to alter the date on an old ticket she had and left it in the window.

and while inflation is low now, that’s certainly not going to be the case over the remainder of Eaton’s mortgage, especially if it’s a 30-year.

“But if they had premade food in warming trays” 

It’s easier to get through the TSA line that way. 

If you work for the State or the City & County (I assume that’s what you meant by local gov’t) you’ll have a pension too, which will help your retirement outlook significantly.  

Seriously? 

What do you think the under/over on the number of presidents who were uncircumcised is? Like 20 right?

When I got season tickets to college basketball my senior year of high school the old dude in front of me would routinely tell me that I was breaking his ear drums because I was clapping too loud.

Where can I buy some fine horse meat domestically? 

Cucked so hard he had to kill the guy. Sad. 

• 10 oz. dried Chinese wheat noodles or Japanese ramen

Another reason to never use your debit card for anything (other than ATM withdrawals) ever. 

White? This lady is of the swarthy races (itallian/hispanic) at best.

oh shit! 

Jack in the Box bought Qdoba in 2003.

Whats the deal with people throwing the shells on the floor? Is the ambiance enhanced buy having a bunch of trash all over the place?

If you are only talking about fresh fruit then perhaps the headline should reflect that?

How was she stealing the last slice if you offered it to her?

Tater tots? Excuse me:“Mexi-Fries”