cool, double post, love it.

Cool. Advocating that limited resources be directed to an already well funded restoration of a cultural site in a different country instead of to help the poor people in dire need in this one is not fucking cool at all.

White people art > or = poor people’s lives. Got it. Thanks

I’d argue that the header photo selection is up to the editor and not the writer but Pang is E.I.C. so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

“If your hair is course”

“If your hair is course”

The best way to get rid of pills you don’t want anymore is to put them in an envelope and send them to me so i can feel stronger, even better, than i am now 

Aloha shirt. Sad.

Aloha shirt. Sad.

Yep. I needed a mouth guard so bad that the dentist totally didn’t mention it at all the next time I went in and no other subsequent dentist has ever brought it up. Looking back this seems to have been around the time he was suing the dentist he bought the practice from (with money he borrowed from his wife’s…

You ever eat a hamburger?

Any day now Saint Elon will flip the switch and my Tesla will be a totally automatic robot taxi earning $ for me while I’m at work.

 Good News is better. 

There are way less hatchlings now, but it still has its problems. 

useless piece of foreskin

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

I only drink the finest Cambodian breast milk, personally. 

Is there a place to buy all those old VHS porno tapes in bulk? One might assume there is a large supply out there 

If In-N-Out has a case then CaliBurger has a stronger one. The palm trees are in their logo.

What? Who do you think the enemies are in the first movie? 

T-bones and Cadillac’s, the oldest fucking myth in the book. 

You are every bit the piece of garbage you think you are and probably worse. What you do with that knowledge is up to you...