Everything is terrible.

If you want your yolk to be a more yellow feed your chicken more corn.

My wife and I eat keto and we smell amazing all the time, my bloodwork is so good the doctors thought I cheated, and my penis grew an inch longer. 

What about the chemicals in the plastic leaching into the water?

Because you are attracted to them?

YES. $2.50 is a nice round number, why not just write that?

Cocaine is the answer, right? 

Everyone already knows that the Patriots are trash. 

Don’t forget that Kroenke is also one of the 7 NFL owners that donated at least $1 million to Trump’s inauguration fund or campaign 

I’m sure you’d love to tell us. 

From Hawaii, not Hawaiian, bro.

The prosecutor is under investigation by the FBI for corruption so he probably has bigger fish to fry.

He saw an opening and had to shoot his shot, he didn’t care what everyone else was going to think.

Aren’t you by definition restricting portion sizes on the days you don’t eat? 

So you would say its similar to a diet? 

3-10, 1 INT in the first half? HERE COMES THE BELT

“Mic apparently paid $69 a square foot for a 36,000 square foot office on the entire 82nd floor of 1 WTC, per @LaurenESchram. That is an annual rent of $2.48 million, or a monthly rent of $207K.”

I agree, we may need some sort of final solution to rid the scourge of Yiddish from our lives.

which is maybe why today it is still sometimes hard to tell tuna and chicken salad apart.