It’s easier to get through the TSA line that way. 

If you work for the State or the City & County (I assume that’s what you meant by local gov’t) you’ll have a pension too, which will help your retirement outlook significantly.  

Seriously? 

What do you think the under/over on the number of presidents who were uncircumcised is? Like 20 right?

When I got season tickets to college basketball my senior year of high school the old dude in front of me would routinely tell me that I was breaking his ear drums because I was clapping too loud.

Where can I buy some fine horse meat domestically? 

Cucked so hard he had to kill the guy. Sad. 

• 10 oz. dried Chinese wheat noodles or Japanese ramen

Another reason to never use your debit card for anything (other than ATM withdrawals) ever. 

White? This lady is of the swarthy races (itallian/hispanic) at best.

oh shit! 

Jack in the Box bought Qdoba in 2003.

Whats the deal with people throwing the shells on the floor? Is the ambiance enhanced buy having a bunch of trash all over the place?

If you are only talking about fresh fruit then perhaps the headline should reflect that?

How was she stealing the last slice if you offered it to her?

Tater tots? Excuse me:“Mexi-Fries”

cool, double post, love it.

Cool. Advocating that limited resources be directed to an already well funded restoration of a cultural site in a different country instead of to help the poor people in dire need in this one is not fucking cool at all.

White people art > or = poor people’s lives. Got it. Thanks

I’d argue that the header photo selection is up to the editor and not the writer but Pang is E.I.C. so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯