Comrade’s brews are alright but what people really go there for is Ben the strapping rugged & handsome beertender.

Wally Amos lives in Hawaii, I used to see him driving around all the time.

Yeah bring a growler so you can drink a bunch of flat beer unless you feel like drinking half a gallon of beer in a day.

So super cool that you love your uglier shittier Clarks.

So super cool that you love your uglier shittier Clarks.

Their website advertises bottomless mimosas for $15, is that a good deal? I don’t live in a big bottomless mimosa town but the restaurant in my office building charges $30, which yeah, no thanks.

Hey The Takeout can you unfollow me for this please? I am apparently a fucking moron.

Haha! Yeah you’re right I can’t count for shit.

I was assuming that “every day” meant all of the days but I guess six days a week is more reasonable.

Everyone needs to chill out, shes just never had it with breast milk.

Her number of days open is incorrect by over a year, too.

If he was so hungry why didn’t he just eat a W?

Look, he needs to brag about how much of a super important doctor he is so....

He did that too.

Honolulu has it. 

Apropos of nothing when I was in high school the cool thing for the football players to do was take shits with the stall door open in the bathroom that everyone had to walk past to get to the lockers/showers.

Any kind of small business owner (restaurant/retail/whatever) hates Yelp. Where is my website where I can rate shitass customers?

Counterpoint: Nah. 

Letting the pig die with dignity and grace would be the right thing to do (it’s a pig after all), but hey fuck it right! How would the owners continue to monetize their 464,000 Instagram followers and continue to write bestselling books?

Being drunk and going to the wrong door shouldn’t be a death sentence for anyone.

You definitely should have laughed it off and played it cool in the restaurant only to accost him once he was outside.