It's the Sonic the Hedgehog of animated movies!

Please do.

Just watch the Blu-ray on your PlayStation 3.

Some of those descriptions in the linked Screen Crush article are unremarkable. Isn't “disaster related peril and violence, nudity, sensuality and brief language” a pretty straightforward one for Titanic?

Even though he made it into the Criterion Collection not once, but twice!

Sometimes I'm just in the mood for garish, over-the-top loudness.

It exists.

There are comic strips out there which are significantly less formulaic than Garfield, Beetle Bailey, Hagar the Horrible, and Family Circus.

Teaming up with Hare Jordan?

They sued Universal, but not Warner Bros.?

He would most definitely refuse it.

The best translated title ever is clearly China's version of Despicable Me 2, "Super Thief Nanny 2".

I love the titular exclamation mark.

I miss the stretch when there was always one hapless leftist documentary on the list, like What Would Jesus Buy?, Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden?, and The End of Poverty?.

Better than the snow miser/heat miser songs?

Poster by Boris Vallejo.

He's on MySpace.

I believe that having to make a Super Mario movie is banned under the Geneva convention.

DO THE MARIO!

Yes.