Couldn’t she do what Prince did? Sign, record, and perform under a different name while keeping up a PR war so uncomfortable that Sony decides it simply isn’t profitable to keep Dr. Luke around?

I smell a sequel to “The Replacements”! Keanu Reeves has the scrappy coach of a motley band of misfit women’s soccer players who never quite made it to the big leagues...

Why would the financial industry want regular people to understand it? Why would state legislators want average citizens to understand basic economic principles? “Keep ‘em confused and stupid.”

The police report indicated he pointed the gun at himself.

So you think the Aryan Nation will protect him in prison? Or is the fact that he’s a cop going to keep that from happening?

While, I get what everyone is saying about how they’re sort of the experts on the situation, you do have a good point. First and foremost, those men are to follow whatever orders are given. They’re special operators because they’re capable of following near-impossible orders. But their opinions about those orders…

Like how much slower? It’s already at least a year before the 1% of applicants that are selected by the UN to be resettled set foot in the U.S. Or do you mean like Veterans Administration slow, where people die in line and child applicants have to start over because they became adults while waiting?

The link for Anker PowerCore mini Ultra-Compact Portable Phone Charger actually goes to the extended Warranty, not the actual product.

The link for Anker PowerCore mini Ultra-Compact Portable Phone Charger actually goes to the extended Warranty, not…

I thought the dude in the back was an angry Ben Affleck for a sec.

The rub is that she is “nationally certified to teach students between the ages of seven and 12.” National Board Certification is a hard process. What’s messed up is that despite the extreme rigorousness of the national certification process, she doesn’t meet state requirements - Alabama state requirements - not…

Guess what: calling the cops to handle discipline in the classroom just leads to more kids arrested, putting more of them on a path to repeat offenses, and a life in and out of jail.

Raising money for Breast Cancer Awareness is a fucking scam. Raising money for Breast Cancer Research is what should be happening. You want an awareness campaign that worthwhile? Try orphan diseases or institutional racism. Hell, how about spreading awareness about Breast Cancer Awareness campaigns being a sick joke?

Actually, being part of The Machine would make it super easy. You get to put SGA on your resume, but you never have to actually do anything besides show up for meetings because they tell you how to vote.

Gynos , especially Ob/Gyns, are nuts about Jesus, at least around here. My wife had to find the one doc from Japan to find one even remotely willing to talk about long term birth control options, since she hasn't had a kid. It got to be that as soon as she saw the crosses and bible verses next to all the pictures of…

It’s funny how all of the responses to an article about morning routines have like 4am time stamps.

Wow. You must not be a morning person. I treat people that way at 6 am too.

...and expensive.

What Sqarr said.