I told you two to stop fighting through me, Dad. 

Exactly why your mom should not have brought you to work.

I got kicked out of a strip club for the same behavior when I was that kid’s age. 

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

I am not unfamiliar with the Star Wars Spaceyspace Universe, nor am I really paying attention to the prequels, sidequels, animaquels or any other stuff. Also, I am aware that given the chance, Lucas comes up with some awful sci-fi names.

...but come on, Savage Opress?

Putting aside the “Baddy McEvildoer” nature of its…

Found a leaked version- watch before it gets yanked!

...and that he had also wanted to kill“blacks, Arabs, Jews and homosexuals.”

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

This sounds like a story with a lot of ups and downs, a few twists and turns, but eventually going off the rails.

This is doubly surprising. It being Cleveland, I fully expected rivers to be on fire.

Actually the Browns not even winning the title of the worst NFL team ever is the most Browns thing that could have happened.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Cmon, you call that screwing up on the field? Put in some effort.

Yes, in a just world, Penn State would be punished forever.

Sure, if all levels of administration admit they looked the other way while little boys were buttraped for several decades.

Man, I thought I would have to wait for the House Republican budget to see a misogynistic spreadsheet.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

A man breaks a state-supplied audio device and team only gets penalty, not gulag!

I suppose. As long as everywhere he has to go can be reached in quarter-mile straight shots.

Seriously, these people are so dumb. I’m tempted to just get in my spaceship and go to outer space and do my ninja training there instead, just to get away from these freaking liars on the internet.