Probably found it had head gasket issues and promptly got her subie back.

Wish I had a video but a black carrera gt almost backed into another car at the griotts cars and coffee in Tacoma. There was a collective holding of breaths that was very audible.

I like her. Is that weird? It shouldn't be!

I love how Schunck wanted her kidnappers jailed to keep them from kidnapping anyone else in Brazil. Because, yeah, they were gonna go on an abduction spree. She seems to be unaware of how specific those guys were on their chosen target.

They can’t... catch them all.

Obligatory: that's what she said!

Dammmmmmnnnnn...his photography is legit! You know, cars and stuff.

That's a tough one. I cook and a cleverly designed durable kitchen gadget can be worth it's weight in gold.

Well all know the reason for the “incident”, everyone was driving on the wrong side of the road :)

Damn...just, damn.

Yes, yes indeed you should have. Maybe that attitude would have saved the car.

Sir, sir. Your man card please. You won't miss it, I swear. I do need to take it though.

Yes I know, run on sentence. I am suffering from the gradual uptake of caffeine into the systemic circulatory system at the moment.

A well sorted e39 v8 is around 10k in my book, wagony as it may be, 10k would be the upper limit for me.

You know, I’ve spent over a thousand dollars on my stereo and it pretty much has one job now. To play the sounds from these kind of videos. Who needs music?

I don’t know why but it reminds me of the suv mode of the viper defender on that craptastic 90's show, Viper.

That's what it sounds like, and to be honest, this is built out of a frustration of something I've seen (the hulkster joke) and not really understood.

Lol

So, i truly did lol to myself after reading that. But like you said, this is infantile and therefore has no perspective. So I want to get a pole going. Is this how other people view this? how would you classify this, trolling, reverse pre-hipster-knowing humor, shade, a sort of meme that has outgrown its own…

Please take this as someone who is generally aware but not acutely. Why the fuck does seemingly every article have someone mentioning that damn verdict with hulk hogan. I mean, this (meaning jalopnik) has little to do (and little shared readership) with the gawker persuasion. I’ve seen time and time again blokes…