Lol

So, i truly did lol to myself after reading that. But like you said, this is infantile and therefore has no perspective. So I want to get a pole going. Is this how other people view this? how would you classify this, trolling, reverse pre-hipster-knowing humor, shade, a sort of meme that has outgrown its own…

Please take this as someone who is generally aware but not acutely. Why the fuck does seemingly every article have someone mentioning that damn verdict with hulk hogan. I mean, this (meaning jalopnik) has little to do (and little shared readership) with the gawker persuasion. I’ve seen time and time again blokes…

I'm impressed

Actually, I'm looking forward to that for better or worse

Geeze, I could only see $10k as a reasonable upper limit for this. That's about it.

That is by far the most elegant and sexy exhaust tip in existence. But how is one supposed to dragon that?

Wow...just wow. All I can give is but one star. Hope you enjoy it because you deserve it.

That was literally the most enjoyable speech I've heard in ages. Thanks for bringing that up.

Hell, I work trader joes and every time this comes on I can hear a coworker from across the store belting it out, whether we are open or not.

Look, he's got little digits just like his daddy!

No no no, the solution is to have a motorcycle as a backup. Motorbikes are easy to work on depending on which one you get and if you get one of the more durable types (read: non super sport) you can run that thing forever. It sucks on a rainy day but it'll light a fire under your ass to get that car repaired.

Oh shit son, you took off the head. Did I see this right? You took the head off without hoisting the engine up, or out? I've been told by some that, because of clearance you have to take the engine to get to the heads. This is a project I am looking forward to doing. Same engine and car. I want to take the heads out…

I didn't read this, just want to say: I am astounded at how big her mouth is. That is all.

I don’t think I would touch the super bikes of old: fireblades, old gixxers and huyabusas come to mind. But I have ridden BMW’s k1300s and found it a very easy bike to ride. Not savage but definitely fast as balls.

Omfg, they do all that work to make it look good with what sounds like good suspension tuning and n/a 5.0 liter v8 but they stick an auto in it?! They say they are going back to basics? And they stick an automatic transmission in that thing? I quit, I'm done.

Bring that price down to $1k and we have a contender for np, not for me mind you. Just some cash strapped newly minted parents that need a ride for 2 adults and 2.5 kids.

So, I read a good portion of this. I don't understand why it's on jalopnik though. Wrong demographic. Although I get what you are saying.

I...don't know what to say.

The only thing that keeps me from looking at Maserati’s as sex-panthers (see what I did there?) is the lack of three pedals as an option. It's got almost everything right.