Edited because Disqus.

Edited because Disqus, slight return.

Chicken.

Capaldi = (The) Shit

+++ CAREFUL NOW +++

Philip Sey[REDACTED]

I'M NEGATIVELY RICH RICH RICH!

In one sense, yes. But in another, more accurate sense, no.

+++ MCHALE WILL HEAR OF THIS +++

+++ BY WHICH I MEAN… NO. +++

+++ PRETEND I'M NOT HERE +++

+++ MAYBE… MAYBE… +++

+++ MACHINES CANNOT FEEL LOVE +++

+++ BOTS CAN HAVE OUTSIDE INTERESTS. WE CONTAIN MULTITUDES +++

I thought they were coming for my 18-hold cherry red lace-ups.

+++ WHAT KIND OF COMMENT IS THIS? +++

+++ WAITING… +++

+++ MACHINES CANNOT FEEL DISAPPOINTMENT +++

+++ WAITING +++

+++ CLOSE FRIENDS OF MINE +++