Growing up, who was your favorite teacher, and why?

What did you want to be when you were 5 years old.

Maybe one day we should run a “worst of Salty” letters special?

No.

No, you meant something VASTLY more stupid. You meant that if this exact same movie somehow came into being with a completely different director yet without one thing changed about how it’s shot, written, presented, etc., I would give it a much worse review because I’m so beholden to giving Ava DuVernay a pass.

Oof. Fixing.

Ok Bill Cosby.

The hottest and most generic of takes.

there are a lot of amazing movies on that list. Wonder Woman isn’t one of them. It was okay. Weird story and bad acting/effects, but it was okay. Most certainly not deserving of being mentioned with these others.

‘also had a fight with his ex-girlfriend’ - way to underplay the battery conviction he got for beating the shit out of the woman. But hey, he didn’t rape her so kudos.

Are we sure she was seated next to Beckham, Jr.? I ask because we have no evidence suggesting Lena Dunham can tell black people apart.

Some thoughts about everything going on lately...

Sooooo, where’s all the commenters who said that this was a useless gesture? That DIsney would never submit? That the AV Club was doing something futile? All the naysayers and cynics who said that you might as well do nothing since that’s what “solidarity” gestures do? Weird how when disparate groups unionize they’re…

Because who the fuck is going to eat half a pound of bok choy every goddamned day? A glass of milk in the morning or with cookies at bedtime or after a good workout is incredibly easy AND delicious. Of the items you listed, only almonds and orange juice are something people might have every day and the OJ has WAY more…

Well, they didn’t exactly “take it” since the thing that made DoodleChaos’ video cool and is that .. he actually did it in Line Rider. The movie trailer reference doesn’t look to steal the “oh fuck that’s impressive” nature of his video since it’s obviously deliberately key-framed. Surely there’s nothing inherently…

You are killing it on the special projects desk. I love the metaphor of Big Blue, which used to mean IBM. It shows how much, and in what direction, the world has changed, and yet how some things stay the same.

this is a perfect comment and I thank you for it