Also, PS: instead of "soon-to-be-ex" (or "soon-to-bex" as you have it!), my friend Scott and I have just started referring to them as "di-ance/di-ancee"s

Clearly, she'd be Lauren²

I think we totally need to work on making The MaKenzie Show happen!

Are you kidding? My husband and I quote MaKenzie all the time...we'd throw a goddamn MaKenzie Show premiere party if that happened!

What? No patented, space-age Moon Waffles? WTF is wrong with these guys?!

I'm on the other side of the state (Camden County, NJ) but I will be a part of any protest your friends plan! DM me with info, s'il vous plait!

Living State-side now until I can get a spousal visa to go back to the UK with the Mister, at which point we're looking to set up near Hyde to be close to the in-laws (who are awesome!)

As others have said already, I never nagged the entire time my grandmother (who took care of me six days a week from 6 AM to 8 PM while my parents worked) took care of me, because she gave me choices raised me not to do so.

A heart is Awesome. Thanks!

What's scary is that, when I was 15 or so, I took up yoga. I was still a Christian at the time and my Minister Aunt freaked out about how meditation opens up the mind to Satan, it's part of a heathen religious practice, etc.

Um, why do we need these when Mother Monster already saved us from ugly boy earbuds with her Heartbeats?

Skullcandy headphones are awesome for staying in my tiny little ears—and they're fairly cheap and about the same sound quality as iPod buds.

Hurray! Let's all go out for a pint! Is Tiger Lounge still open? The beer was usually warm, but it was damned cheap and the place always empty!

Manc girls FTW?!

When someone asks in a disparaging way, if I'm a feminist, I reply, "No. I'm an egalitarian." Totally disarming.

I loved the moment at the pagent itself when she walked up to a dark-skinned girl and told her "You look cute," and then kept staring at the other little girl with admiration and awe.

I'm hearting you, CosmicTuesday, and confirmed spinster, as I NEVER find anyone who hates Family Guy! Let's be friends! Best friends!

I really want to join you all and party like it's 1999, but I'm concerned he'll win an appeal for a new trial, as he did not have adequate representation.

Addiction can make even the enabler blind to the addiction—addicts especially are brilliant at that.

Hearted for this.