Johnny Depp — First in Cry Baby, then in Edward Scissorhands *swoon*

When I read posts like this, I start to think Jezebel needs an "Obvious" tag.

"I don't know if I really need to see a movie about it, I've watched my relatives do it tons of times"

Bitch, please. My daughter Camden Detroit will totally kick her ass!!

Yay for "ripped from the headlines" L&O.

I hear you on this one. My parents never gave me any complement about my looks—in fact, they went out of my way to point out if a friend was prettier or thinner, to point out when clothes I wanted made me look chubby or were otherwise unsuitable for my body type, etc.

You know, I always figured that if I'm ever arrested for anything, that's SO going to be what I do in my mugshot.

Obviously, he's a Time Lord.

I'm Mel Gibson and so's my wife!

Um, April first was over a month ago, Jezebel....

I was just about to point out the same thing—it's definitely James, unless he has a brother named George and she's sharing brothers?

At the risk of getting stoned to death (in the Biblical sense, not the AWESOME sense), I'm just going to say it:

At first, we thought she was mothering her "baby" we bought her — it mews when you squeeze its neck, so we'd here it mewing all the time and see her carrying it by the scruff and think, "Aww, how cute! It's her baby!"

Miss Nuala VanDyne loves her "baby"

So the entire philosophy re: celebrities, for the Kabbalah Centre, is basically, "With great power comes great responsibility."

Sorry Sadie, but Stephen Fry was the first star to not only own being bipolar, but to actively campaign against mental illness stigma!

Okay, glad to see I'm not the only person who laughed. (*glances down thread*) ...and thought it was FUNNIER when they brought the writer out, because that's part of the damn joke.

Dear FSM,

Whoa. whoa. whoa.

Considering 2000 calories is what is recommended Daily Intake for a woman of average height, and it takes 3500 calories to make one pound of fat, 1500 calories sounds like a healthy way to lose weight.