@marciax3: I hope puppet guy doesn't work on the 7 1/2 floor.

@petit_singe: I like her—we don't agree eye-to-eye politically, but unlike some politician's children who court the media, Meghan has her own ideas (she and Cindy both support repealing DADT & overturning Prop 8) and disagrees with her dad's positions publicly without seeming like a rebellious teen looking for…

Word of advice to Mr. & Mrs. Bull: DON'T mention the war.

@ZiggyStarPuff: One of my favorite moments from Extras ever! "He's a little fat man with a pug-nosed face!"

@lasercats: That's what makes it so funny—we know it's not true, esp. since she didn't feel the need to say otherwise when she got to the mic.

I'm sorry, every one of those jokes cracked me up! Hilarious. Of course, he's not getting the job again next year, I heard. Probably because (as we know from the Oscars non-appearance), no one makes fun of Tom Cruise.

My favorite use of the word "bitch" comes from Neil Gaiman and his brief blog alter-ego, Skippy: Bitch cakes!!!

Holy shit, Joe Sr. was a womanizer who tried to buy the election for Jack (and then, only after Joe Jr., the heir apparent) died?

True Story:

Bullshit.

It's strange—there's a place in my town called "House of Meat" run by a Muslim family. They sell halal meat, kosher meat, and regular meat including pork products. It's against their religion to eat pork, but they still provide my husband some awesome cuts of English-style bacon.

My mother was raised by a mother and father like that. Her constant refrain now, as a 65-year-old woman is still "I can't do anything right" as she slogs through her dead-end supermarket cashier job and is constantly abused by her younger siblings, all while desperately cutting her hair, wearing the clothes, and doing…

@resplendent.bitch: Unfortunately, yes. Yes it is.

Also:

This makes me feel angry.

@PennyFarthing: Thank you times one million!

@najmah: At least she doesn't engulf it.

Shit! At the studio tonight, the instructor and the three other girls in the boot camp class with me were all long-haired brunettes with pale skin and no make-up. We're so uniform!

I was just thinking this last night—Google used to be amazing for finding exactly what I was looking for, but now, it really isn't any better or worse than any other search engine out there, and Google Instant is such a pain in my arse.

@ktgrrl: I keep myself and my husband up-to-date on all vaccinations for reasons like that.