@TheGintheCity: Or maybe she meant to use anti-free [en.wikipedia.org]

@CandyShape1034: Holy shit, mine too! It IS the apocalypse!

Oh shit! Just this morning while driving through rural NJ, I saw a dead deer on the road! Even large mammals are being effected! RUN!

My power animal has some advice for her: "Slide."

Totally OT, but, wow, Cameron Diaz's original face was so pretty. It's a shame she took a wrecking ball to it.

@allthegossip: Attorneys and ex-Court Employees, actually. I read "motion" and "motioning" and cringed. Then, I followed that thought with something horrific: "Even Law and Order gets the terms right, dammit!"

As a photographer, the horrific photoshoping of La Lohan and her butterfly makes me feel stabby. I could cut and paste a paper collage that looked better.

My dad used to be one of the "I shouldn't have to pay for tv I can get for free!" types that are probably most vocal about own.

@Devonna: It seems weird, since I don't know them or anything, but their breakup leaves me feeling sad. Hopefully, they're parting on good terms.

@Diziet_Sma: While the immediate mental health effects of screaming children are well understood by yours truly, screaming children will not potentially cause me to stop breathing and potentially die. Smoke will. (Thanks, asthma!)

@dammit.girl: I think I love you.

PS: As to the issue at hand, the libertarian in me fully believes he should be allowed to starve to death if he so chooses; his body, his choice. (That, of course, assumes he's mentally fit to make that choice, and anyone who contemplates self-injurious and suicidal behavior arguably isn't behaving in a rational,…

This is going to be the third or fourth post on Jezebel this week on which my comment is prefaced by "Orin and I were just discussing this..."

Dear Jenny McCarthy:

@crocuta: But sex is *dirty* so it's totally the same thing; besides, innocent until proven guilty means, to the media, "she's a lying whore" until she's proven to be a virginal choir girl who had bad things done to her to which she vocally refused, physically defended against, and would never have consented to before…

@HoyaGoon18: Yes, but thankfully Ms. Kelly's opinions aren't the same as US law, so she can still go suck a lemon, as she's still wrong. :D

@EndangeredRed: No pics, but she brought in her children's birth certs to show that they are, quite literally, 9 months apart—to the date, in fact. (And no, she didn't force herself into labor for the second one—she'd "learned her lesson" after the first)

@BrookeD: Absolutely, and I'd be honored if something like that was ever said about me.

@Jenna Sauers: What do you mean "[sic]"? There's totally an "Isle of White" — it's right next to the Chanel Islands, which include the islands of Jersey Shore, Gurney, and Drew Curtis Duke Sucks Fark.com

I'm so proud of my little state right now: we eat a lot of meat, but we also eat a lot of fruit and veg and little fast food or soda, according to these. And that, I should add, is amazing, as I'm from New Jersey, and we usually have so little to be proud of in the media!