Welcome to Costco. They love you.

Sorry to disagree but it’s many women. They all seem to be completely serious when they state they can’t see the difference. Maybe that ability is used up on the minutia of shoes and bags because I sure as fuck can’t see the difference between a Louis Vuitton and a Jansport.

Luckily my TiVo lets me turn all of the duplicate SD channels off. Why do they even waste bandwidth sending these over the cable anymore? Why can’t the cable box just downscale 1080i to 480i for the few customers left who are still using SDTVs?

We bought them a Blu Ray player for Christmas a few years ago. We also bought an HDMI cable and I hooked it up immediately so they couldn’t fuck it up. I need them as occasional baby sitters, and I won’t allow my kids to suffer through a less-than-optimal viewing of whatever Pixar movie they’re watching at the time.

Don’t forget the step where you hog all the nutella samples for yourself and punch an old guy in the face when he calls you on it.

and pay tax. 1. walk in costco and admire tvs, 2. buy tv on amazon while you’re eating free samples.

A friend’s former preferred method of TV-watching was SD channels, but stretched to widescreen, with closed captioning on at all time. She could not be convinced that it was madness.

There are women in my company who have 24” widescreen monitors and make us set the resolution to 800x600 so they can see. WE HAVE EYECARE INSURANCE GET A NEW SCRIPT FOR YOUR GLASSES HOLY SHIT!!

LOL, I usually ask them to get closer to the tv, to the point where their nose is almost touching the screen and then I smash their fucking face into it.

I believe you forgot the step where you get free food samples.

You went to Best Buy? There’s your mistake. Should have gone to the outlet mall in Ogdenville. Could have got a genuine SORNY.