I heard wait a year till they work out the kinks. Like, electrical gremlins that leave you stranded kind of kinks.

yeah I read the “I purchased it from a dealer” to mean a drug dealer because this is all sorts of crack pipe

Best of luck on your upcoming job search

Ain’t no glory in my line of work. Just misery.

Dear Everyone Who Now Thinks That They Want An Old MG,

I think the best thing would be if it was console exclusive.

Sounds like you need a shoulder to Chiron.

“Nanigans of the She- variety.” I have nothing to add; that phrase was just worth repeating.

why do you think the average consumer would know this? most people buy a car and all they know is that it requires gas when a light comes on. people buy a computer and they don’t know how the insides work, they know that if they hit the power button they can update their social media.

Not just ANY Yugo. Ballaban’s Yugo.

Everyone at Jalopnik wants to make this COTD, but they also know that if they do, they’ll be homeless and/or living in a Yugo.  

I’m at my desk with a bloody mary right now. And if we can’t make rape jokes about inanimate objects, the terrorists (and/or Jezebel) have already won.

Counterpoint: the Uncle Drew ads are fine.

And there’s my band name of the day... bizarre raccoon orgy.

Nope. Not even close.

offer significant other a controller, fire up rayman legends, the end 😎