I have a Vectrex, too! Want to see that on here?

Good thing they never let him announce Ed Hochuli’s games. He just sit there chanting “Hochuli’s! Hochuli’s!” like mama Klump. 

This is why I come to Jalopnik.  10/10.

The wheels can be quickly swapped, and the hood scoop can be removed. You may even be tempted to make this car look tasteful and close to stock.

They came for the dog fighting, and I didn’t speak up.

Rob, I look forward to you rebranding this column “Nice Price Or New Wife?”

Don’t want, but damnit, for a rare vehicle with proven provenance, it’s a Nice Price if you’re into collecting oddball things. Ain’t especially pretty but it’s definitely rare/unique/something.

“Five Grand?!! Get each kid their own Jeep!”

Were y’all even alive in the 90s? Man, we are at a place where Mazda has a turbocharged sedan pushing 310 lb ft of torque and 250+ horsepower... and it’s super affordable.... and you’re complaining about it not being sporty enough? I had to drive a 1993 Camry in high school. Did it have a dent in the bumper? Of course…

There is a solution if you are willing to do whatever it takes.

Thank YOU for reading. 

Alanis, this is good reporting.

I live in Ham Lake, and this is a terrifyingly accurate take. The volume of cul-du-sac cowboys in these here parts is mystifying. Congrats on your 12 trucks and zero retirement savings you corn cobs.

“-Randy and Tammy, MAGA turds from the northern suburbs who have a pickup truck value that exceeds their home value and took money out of Braedyn and Kymlynn’s college fund to renew their season tickets but “aren’t sure” if they’re going to still support the NFL if players keep kneeling”

Back when Bill Walton was calling NBA games I really did not enjoy watching those games. Turns out I really didn’t know him all that well or what he was all about.

As a fan of the Cleveland Baseball Club, I endorse this take.

FIFY

‘“Nothing that’s a maintenance nightmare.”

“Not Golf Rs, you great fool. Goph Rs. The little, brown, furry, manual, diesel wagons.”

CP