My life for yours

Read The Stand. You get a good sense of what he finds funny in there.

The death threats aren’t half of it- she works in state government and was told she’d lose her job if she decides to campaign against King because it would be eliminated due to “budget cuts.” They literally did the “nice job you got, hate to see anything happen to it” to her

Now I don’t know much about Steve King but he appears to be a caricature of conservitism. Now I have read enough Stephen King to know that he is clearly being controlled by a far more cunning and insidious puppet master who I think is really Randall Flagg.

Seriously. Not as if ANY of these MRA assholes was going to see Wonder WOMAN in the first place.

Context

We went on a Sunday and waited about 45 minutes.

We request tickets the week it opened and weren’t able to go until the first week of March. It was an amazing experience; I cried a few times.

You have two choices: Covfefe or

I read The Witching Hour for a book report in the 7th grade. I left out the sex in my presentation to the class and focused on the family history and the ghost. My teacher said that it sounded interesting and she was going to put it on her personal list to read over the summer.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

Oh god. This is the best book. So happy this has FINALLY made it onto a screen. I remember sitting up late one night reading the book and I got to one part and got so freaked out I closed the book and turn on infomercials (do they still exist?).

The first time I saw Overboard I laughed so hard I started to cry because I couldn’t laugh any harder. I love her. Period.

What do you do when your House Rep and both your Senators are Democrats? I keep giving them encouragement and kudos, but I don’t know what else to do. My calls and emails to representatives outside of my district/state are meaningless to them. I am making monthly contributions to PP and the ACLU and I have made…

Looks like they blew the special effects budget on a Snapchat mustache filter.

The current President has 5 kids by 3 women and his two previous marriages ended due to his serial infidelity and he pretty clearly wants to fuck one of his daughters but it’s Obama getting turned down for a marriage that’s news.

He reminds me of the neighbor from The Burbs.

If Jeff Session prosecutes somebody for laughing at him, I should be on death row.

Hillary: I take full responsibility for the mistakes my campaign made. Also, there were external forces that shifted the final vote.