I’ve never heard of this before but now I must have one. I guess that’s carpitalism for you.

Trump has the best voice. All over, he goes around, and sometimes people ask him to sing, and he’s not the type of guy to just sing, you know, but everyone says, “Oh, Mr. Trump, you have the most beautiful voice, just a few lines please,” and maybe he sings a few lines of a Rolling Stones song, and then he hears…

It never was the same since Famine went solo, but I have high hopes for their sophomore effort.

This is me every day.

Might I recommend the Mutter Museum gift shop for the...oddball?...in your life?

More people should star that.

Donald Trump cares about wack people.

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

I love Jason Bateman very much. He was my first crush when he was Ricky’s “bad” friend on Silver Spoons (yes I’m old). I think that he’s just not considered for leading man roles so he takes what he gets and has a good time making movies with his friends. It’s a shame because he is such a good actor when he gets the…

No. Papa is Grandpa.

Remember when we thought Dan Quayle was a bad choice for VP. What a simple, happy time.

Seems so quaint now that being unable to spell potato was seen as disqualifying someone to hold the high office of vice president. How far the bar has fallen.

Makes sense. Orthodox Jews are notorious for wanting a conflict free compromise between Israelis and Palestinians protecting the rights of both peoples.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

Gwen. I don’t blame you for leaving, but look where you left us :(

God damn cancer.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 2016!

My office is the same. It’s 11 AM and people are just starting to talk and send e-mail normally again. It was a morning of hushed tones and even e-mails were extremely terse.

Some of the ladies at work were crying when I came in and it almost set me off, too. It’s like a funeral here.

THIS AINT MY SATS!!