Yes, midwestern city. Our local chain grocery (Kroger) is decent for most things, but really lacking in meat, cheese, and produce. I’ve shopped in Publix when out of town - they are really at the top of the game when it comes to mid-range chain groceries. They’re not as expensive as Whole Foods, so you can totally buy…

I know this was supposed to dissuade me from having a soviet mother mentality but it didn’t. The kid will have so much love. The kid will lament how horrible we are for loving and caring so much about it in it’s teen years. They’ll be mad that we are hands on despite having a nanny.

I have a cousin in 6th grade and it was months ago that he started sleeping alone. The last time I babysat overnight he kept saying “it’s time for bed! It’s time for you to go to bed!” because his parents told him it was fine for him to not sleep in his bed because it was a special occasion. Meaning he could sleep in…

People talk about sex. People talk about sex dispectfully. You maybe can dismiss that as locker room talk, and argue that lots of people talk like that.

I was thinking more by the scruff of the neck, like a kitten.

Make America Grope Again.

I was a fan of the phrase, “the most ostentatiously unqualified major-party candidate in the 227-year history of the American presidency.” Not the context in which he likes to hear his name next to the word ostentatious, no doubt.

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point. “Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point.

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

I’m excited about this show. I think the lipstick sene is where I settled in and was like, ok, I’m gunna watch the shit out of this.

This show is SO GOOD. Issa Rae is hilarious, and I cannot recommend it highly enough.

I’m getting a lot of credit because this was my so-called first choice

I love it so much I just had to quietly do it aloud in my cubicle, very softly clapping between each word and trying to stifle a laugh.

“But 👏 how 👏 is 👏 the 👏 dick?”

Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

He’s like a bad photocopy of any James Spader character from any 80's teen flick.

The poll on Pravda.ru had Trump winning the debate 99-1.

They better watch, or that ten-yr-old kid of his and the 400lb bedridden man will set The Cyber on their print asses.

Serena has said that she’s not involved in politics and doesn’t vote.