We’re all being trolled. If this were a movie, we’d all be laughing. But since it’s real life, it’s more like horror.

Why is she tweeting Trump style? Sad!

I’m getting pretty fed up with this Doctor Strangelove modern AU that we’re all being forced to perform.

Michelle looks beautiful and so happy and relaxed. Missy Elliott looks amazing and has such an infectious energy. This was so fun!

Yes. Michelle Obama is a goddess and I adore her...

Sigh. The WH will never be as cool as this ever again.

The was delightful. I can't really blame Melania - I'd want to plagiarize her whole personality.

I love it when she says “don’t copy me” with Missy.

Awkward silence. Punctuated by the GPS. Which is voiced by Rush Limbaugh.

“Copywritten so don’t copy me, Yall do it sloppily" @Melenia

Imagine being so broken inside that you can’t love (or even like) Michelle Obama.

Let’s face it - Michelle Obama is the coolest First Lady in the history of first ladies. #oftenimitated #neverduplicated #notevenclose

This is like a wonderful balm after three nights of that shit show in Cleveland.

I would very seriously give ANYTHING to be the fourth person in that car.

I was so excited for this, it was the first thing I watched this morning. It certainly did not disappoint, and having Missy Elliott ride along was such a treat. Two of my favorite ladies! <3

It’s okay, I’ve seen this before. Turned out it was just a bad dream.

I loved the fact that Ted Cruz didn’t actually endorse Trump. He may be awful, but at least he’s consistent in his awfulness.

*frantically scribbles down ‘deep pants feelings’ for future conversational use :)

One of my earlier memories is sitting in the back of my dad’s pea-green Monte Carlo with our brand-new new puppy (named J.R., hello 80s) and him barfing all over my lap.

He’s just yummy.