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Rep. Blackburn drinks a tall glass of freshly squeezed cognitive dissonance every morning.

The Republican party has become the party of conspiracy theorists. Don’t trust the government. Don’t trust the media. Don’t trust Washington politicians. Don’t trust....... Yet, they are spending a lot of time trusting the wrong people. You can prove that Trump is lying. You can show them clips and facts and back them

That logo looks like it’s for birth control or Summer’s Eve... which, come to think of it, is pretty apt for Trump.

This comment thread could easily just be a disgusted/confused gif party...

Please tell me you took pictures of this empty room.

Might be an unpopular opinion, but -

When Roy Cohn calls you callous you need to invest in a whole body PedEgg.

You know Chris Christie must shed a tear every night because he knows Springsteen hates him (and his manservant duties didn't net him the VP nom).

And all of this is why my friends and I are escaping this city this week for NYC. Come onnnnn, 4pm departure!

Think about how much it must bother the Republicans that so many musicians they like are lefties? They want to use a song by Journey or Tom Petty, only to receive a cease and desist letter. So let them have the Doobie Brothers, it’s that or Kid Rock or waiting until Stacey Dash puts out an album.

Jesus. Hopefully Gawker Media covers your bar tabs. You'll be needing it.

2016 is the Florida of years.

Definitely staged for his show, but why would the RNC let him denounce their candidate on stage? How much did the RNC aid and abett - if at all - and if they did arrange his appearance, were they fully aware of what he planned to say? Is it really not that big a deal for a well-known comedian to say the presumptive

That was a fake security guy. Obv they had permission to be up there. wow. you’re why people think reality tv is real.

C’mon. You can’t live in fear of the handful of people in a month you see who are going to be assholes about how you look. If you’re not offending their delicate sensibilities, you’re doing something wrong.

I have actually said “did you consider adopting before you got knocked up?”...it went over poorly.

These are the phrases that make up, what I like to call “infertility bingo”. You only win hulk level rage so it’s not a very good game.

You know, not only does this further illustrate the BS that Hillary has been putting up with seemingly her whole political career, but it also is an excellent example of why I like her so much (aside from her policies, of course). This is a woman who has steel running through her veins. Bitches get shit done.