In a way, Trump’s done us all a favor by just announcing Pence as the VP pick - now we can all go back to just completely ignoring Newt again.

I love how we can invade the privacy and right to due process of a sizable segment of the population but not allowing guns to be sold on instagram is OVER THE LINE

This is his last-ditch attempt to get enough attention that Trump picks him as VP. He probably pissed Trump off by acknowledging the existence of institutional racism (without turning it into a story about how unfair everyone is to Trump), so now he’s decided to be wildly offensive to make up for it. Later today we…

I'm like an expert in double carbs. I would eat it.

NO. YOU TAKE THAT BACK. THAT LOOKS AWESOME, DAMNIT.

Also, it’s been a few hours since I last ate. But still: that looks awesome. I want to eat it while watching the new Ghostbusters, but in the privacy of a home theatre with an overstuffed couch, so that no other theatre patrons can see me massacre this thing. I’m…

Would I make this myself? No.

I legit cannot come up with a reason not to eat this.

I’m sorry but I need to eat this.

Kahlo was a bad ass. Her writing in addition to her art is so immersive and stunning you sort of fall into her mind just like looking at her paintings begins to feel like looking into her mirror as her.

Beautiful article as always Julianne.

I try to keep a safe distance from anything that can rip my face off but maybe that’s just me being under medicated for my low grade panic disorder. It’s hard to tell sometimes.

Pro-tip: never accept a hug from anything that can pull your arm off and beat you to death with it.

I could’ve used that gif for the “tweet of two sandwiches” story earlier!

Out of regular ingredients? Try my alternate recipe for avocado toast, using items you probably already have lying around. Instead of toast, try using a Post-it Note, or a drink coaster. And if you don’t have any avocado, try replacing it with some nails or packing peanuts.

WHY ARE YOU AXING ME THAT QUESTION!

Step 1. Grind all flour by hand.
Step 2. Knead Bread like a cat for like hours.
Step 3. Bake bread in the stone oven in your cabin in the woods.
Step 4. Cool Bread and watch for bears
Step 5. Cut Bread with axe
Step 6. Get in your land rover and go to Whole Foods for avocados
Step 7. Go back home.
Step 8. Re-examine your…

Elle Woods knows nothing.

Are men so out of their nut that they’ll try to bone a grown woman (or a teenager) behaving like a literal prairie dog? I mean, I guess.

Possibly because no one an unhinged and unqualified as Trump has been a parties nominee