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My hubs is home watching CNN and just made the same comment to me, more or less. OK, he said she’s looking old and tired, but safe to say that’s what he meant.

Also: SHE IS POINTING TO A NEWS STORY (from a major news source) TO CLARIFY THE THING THAT SHE SAID GOT NO NEWS COVERAGE.

Further, everyone at my job is sick with this weird illness that they can’t shake and I’m convinced that all of our immune systems are fucked because we are in fight or flight mode over the fuckedness of what’s happening in our country.

Woah. Now I have a new thing to dream about. That gave me shivers.

You know the Seinfeld episode where that guy Elaine is dating shushes her whenever Desperado comes on so he can emote? One More Try is my equivalent except that whenever it comes on in the car everyone must shut up and I have to turn it way up and belt out the lyrics. I don’t think my middle school had that trend of

Just took the 2 minutes to look it up and he’s not! Sorry for the falsehoods.

I thought I read that Garth Brooks was considering it. By which I mean saw a headline and didn’t bother reading.

While I should be worried about the very idea of this, I NEED SOMETHING GOOD TO LOOK FORWARD TO! So I’m in.

On the one hand, shit like the part where Courtney B. Vance slams into the filing cabinet will never not be funny to my adolescent sense of humor. On the other hand, now I’ve already seen that so I’ll probably save myself $20 ($11??? where?) and wait until it’s on cable or whatever.

When dumb was more or less harmless but still a scandal. I ache for that time right now.

It does! It probably is.

Yes! So much more official feeling. The little switches and the lever and the ceremony of it all, I miss it. Sigh.

I’m off tomorrow because where I work is a polling place, so I can basically start slamming down drinks immediately after I cast my vote.

Me too! I felt like I was really VOTING when the lever made that thunk noise. Eff outta hear with those scantron forms.

Ooh. This is an excellent metaphor!

ME TOO SO MUCH. And so sick.

I came to see if this was about Weeki Wachee and although disappointed that they’re not actually mentioned, I am delighted to see that it’s expanded beyond there. Also “entrepremermaid” is amazing.

I have to admit to loving it a little too. I am sort of charmed by intestine lady wanting to help with the report collating and getting all warm and fuzzy when main lady gives her a pat for doing a good job. Like she has found another purpose in life aside from being an irritable bowel.

I could not possibly love you more for bringing this to my attention. This is my childhood right here.