You are an excellent spouse for spreading the good word. Abs evangelism, if you will.

THANKS!

Thank you. Not just for this, but for your first story bringing these abs...I mean this show to my attention.

Right? Who the eff talks like that?

I heap love upon you for this.

You make a valid point. I have no counterargument, just a selfish desire to make sure others know about the Kwanzaa cake.

I hope it’s dubious. I’ve been tossing a metric ton of powder at my crotch for approximately 25 years. I’ve stopped now, but if it’s truly a problem, then perhaps the damage is done.

Part of me really wishes I hadn’t watched it, but also we need to see these things, as fucking hard as it is to stomach. What I really wish is that I hadn’t already seen comments defending cops on the news story this morning. This shit has to stop. I know that’s not a groundbreaking observation, but my brain can’t…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWT…

THAT SANDRA LEE VIDEO IS THE CREEPIEST THING I’LL SEE THIS WEEK AT LEAST. Thanks.

I find it impossible to read her word salad without hearing it in her voice in my head.

My husband had a similar experience with tomatoes when he was little. His cousin was eating one straight like a fruit (which I know it is, but like a sweet fruit) and asked him if he wanted a bite. Expecting something more like a plum and getting tomato instead was apparently so traumatic he wouldn’t eat them for…

Thank you! This has killed me dead for the day. I’m laughing so hard.

diarrhea (often bloody)

There has to be a German word that covers it.

I haven’t seen this yet, because I don’t have Tidal and I don’t care enough to find it somewhere else online if that’s even possible. All I know is that my 17 year old stepson assured me very solemnly that Kanye is a genius. Also, apparently I’m a terrible art historian because when he asked me if I knew of the…

I’m tapping out too. New York, we’ve had a good run, but buhbye.

Oh, fuck you Sorbo. But the real highlight here is:

Agreed, but I did love Naomi Ekperigin, who I’d never heard of before. I thought she was hilarious and was happy to recognize her name here as a co-producer of the new show.

They absolutely do want the schools to fail, which is sickening. The real estate gentrification angle makes sense, especially here in Brooklyn. I hadn’t thought about it. So far we have been pretty safe here—there’s no direct subway line without needing a bus too, which has kept the gentrification at bay. Maybe this…