Thank you, Gizmodo. As a gateway to the internet and technology, it is Gizmodo's sworn duty to remind us that the internet is indeed, made up of cats.

"No AppStore Badges" just screams "Installous user"

I hope to Scott Forstall that someone on the iOS team sees this.

I love my iPhone. I'm a devout Apple fanboy to the core. But iMessage disappoints me constantly, whether it's my carrier or my Wifi network(s) or the iPhone or the iPad, I don't know. It lets me down more often than I'd like to admit, but admittedly, it lets me down less often than SMS and MMS.

Honestly, Liara would be a great name.

In much the same way that I didn't realize until I was 15 years old that Clamato juice was made of clams and tomatoes, today you helped me realized that cipher is the root word of decipher.

Every time I think of or read about any volcano ever, I think of this stupid, stupid woman.

"it had set up a spoofed machine to collected as much data on the attack as it could."

My first question when meeting the scum of the gene pool like this is always, "Yes, and what is your political affiliation?"

Canada, too! Ottawa, specifically.

Although I completely disagree with her, my sister said it best: "It's not HEpard, it's SHEpard"

Win.

Available wherever marital aids are sold.

Sometimes the opposite is true. Portal 2, for example, despite its awesome ambiance music, had some musical moments that really made the experience magical; like the moment you discover the magic of the blue gel.

The European cover art for Megaman 2 was also pretty tragic.

"These leggings are not calibrated to someone of your generous...ness..."

Thank you, Kate and thank you Kotaku, for every article you write on this subject. Thank you.

This.

Meanwhile the 1% is indulging in untaxed vanilla flavoured helium balloons. What a cruel world.

Correlation? Causation? Whatever.