If my child stopped playing video games and started going to church, I would be very concerned.

The best piece of advice I can give job seekers is to have the substance of Hillary Clinton and the salesmanship of Donald Trump.

Nothing says “I’m not smug” like calling somebody smug for shopping at a grocery store.

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