My Dad is always looking for what he calls "the drink", which means any body of liquid, whether Water or Hot Lava. It's a carry-over from when we'd play Mario Kart on the SNES when I was a kid. Bowser's Castle? "Oh, I fell in the drink!" I can't imagine giving him the wheels to an FPS.

I had to write about Destiny all day today with Bungie's latest Twitch stream reveal, and this is infinitely more entertaining to me than all of the new stuff The Taken King can offer.

This is a great feature! I'm a moderator and head writer at Planet Destiny, where we basically exclusively cover the game. You're absolutely right how intricate it ends up being. It speaks to the complexity of FPS shooters for beginners that Destiny is still considered an entry-level multiplayer FPS, with RPG-lite…