Yep, the balls are definitely not juiced

“Shut up and murder”

Is Mike Diaper matched up against Duke? How the hell else can you explain this screw job

Wow, 2k didn’t even need Spike Lee to ruin this one

A Miraculous Crime, perhaps?

Safe to say 1 Seed “Makenlove Petit-Fard” won’t be pulling a Virginia

Air Bud: UMBC

Exactly. I stopped fact-checking him a long time ago because of this. Nothing that comes out of his mouth is based on truth, rather it is based on his ideal version of what the truth should be. He’s not trying to mislead us - he actually believes his bullshit. It’s a mental illness.

I’m sure the ref will bounce back from this, assuming he hasn’t already been disappeared by the Illuminati

The System

Or ***ERROR*** dollars a playoff win

Somewhere in a Montana ice fishing hut, Jeff Fisher chugs another Coors Banquet, oblivious of (QB) developments in the outside world.

Yeah but where does Olympic Fencer Daryl Homer rank this

Guy is legit incredible, happy for him and happy I got to see it happen.

They cut to figure skating after Veith and made it seem like it was finished!

Nothing witty or clever to say, this is a legitimately cool story.

Yeah I’ll see you in hell, Touch of Satan

*competes in paralympics, crashes again, goes for the trifecta at Special Olympics*

Pfffh, I knew Ryan Shazier totally could’ve finished that game

Going to assume somehow the AR is considered a “hunting” gun making it easier to purchase. The spirit of Charlton Heston lives on!