Bravo

ugh he is the fucking worst

“Hey Google, are there any direct flights to me from Philadelphia?”

found Billy’s burner

These Saints fans: “Look y’all, Coach Payton is celebrating, I think we’re done here”

Should Patriots fans go into hiding for the next few weeks? Like, living in the woods, no phones/computers, totally untraceable and off the grid?

RIP Drew Magary

“Whatever, Hawaii is a shithole country anyway”

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

Tuesday’s battle of the Westsiders

Still not mutually exclusive concepts. You’re debating yourself.

“The sky is blue.”

If history is any indication, this all-SEC NCG should be... shhhouuuld be........ zzzzzzzzzzzz

BOCA JUNIOR JUNIORS. JR.

God, remember the Orlando Magic?

“Coach, let’s talk about your contract.”

How many players in the *world*, let alone the U.S., could have pulled off that touch and finish??

HOLY SHIT

Good form.

Came here for this. This article’s been a running joke since last year and he STILL writes it again. I mean if he’s doing this on purpose, bravo on the master trolling, but much more likely he’s the least self-aware writer to ever live