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It really is all I can think about when I see him play

Barry: “I’m not ready for football on Thursdays!”

Estimates on how many east coast neutrals made it through all 10 innings last night (non-coke-aided of course)? O/U, like, twelve?

No

How’s his toothpick game?

Ahhhh good point...

Kneels during anthem: “Kick him off the team! Support the troops! Etc.”

It was barely half a pump!

CASSIUS CLAY A SECRET MOOSLIM

Wait... hockey is on tv?

YES THIS IS MY PET PEEVE if you’re in row fucking 38 and you stand in the aisle immediately after the lights go on there should be an Air Marshal on site to revoke your fucking passport

pickles are nasty and bloody marys are an affront to god and all that is holy

I’m just here so I get fined

Thanks Burneko! When can we expect version 1.2 of your NBA preview - the one that, um, you know... *pukes in mouth a little*

This is all on Arena and the USMNT

this is amazing kinja

i don’t know i don’t speak ASL

HAAWWWT TAEK

Oh that’s just Phil Knight lifting the marionette strings