Hey thanks!

Did anyone make it through the word vomit to get to the author’s point?

“MLS’s New York/New Jersey MetroStars”

Straight out the womb and already on kinja, nice

To: Drew Magary

More lame: this new caste system of commenting (“Staff,” “Community,” “Pending,” “Eternally Grey,” “Untouchables”...)

yeah that’s pretty clear troll evidence... but in the tiny realm of possibility that this is real, she is just the fucking worst and the world needs her to have a reality show NOW.

*ahem.*

Why is Billy so pissed? NBC never misses a chance to show Arsenal on their cable networks

I read this in His Master’s Voice

Chauncey Billups? Was Robert Horry not available?

Deuce Bigdudebro

He entered a contract then willfully violated the terms and conditions out of spite. It’s not like he showed up unaware of the policy and was denied entry. It’s a dress code at a closed and private event

damn beat me to it. +1

Was just about to go rent a pressure washer from Home Depot then saw this. KINJA DEALS IS IN MY HEAD

Was just about to go rent a pressure washer from Home Depot then saw this. KINJA DEALS IS IN MY HEAD

Officer: “Spell your name”

Quickie? No, that’s dumb. Rocket Mortgage the Cavs’ Future To Win Now? ... no, no that’s dumb too... Comic Sans a Title? ...... *sigh*

Floyd, fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, sha- haha jk here take my money

<i>Bobby Bowden at the Altar of Amateurism</i>

“Article 655 of the LFP’s (France’s league soccer governing body) rulebook forbids any team from hiring a coach who is over the age of 65. Ranieri turned 65 in October, and thus by the letter of the law is <del>unable to coach Nantes</del> not over 65"