People on here moaning about crowning him after one game clearly haven’t noticed him doing this shit all season in the fucking *Bundesliga*

his FLOOR is best American mid

Never, EVER go back to your old college dive bars. Once you leave college, that’s it. Just remember what you thought of the returning alums slumming at your bar while you slammed penny pitchers on a school night

It is.

Everyone is going to blame Albi the racist dragon, but I think some blame should lay with the badly burned Albanian boy.

Smoking Butt Fumble

I feel like the pride of “longest ever dinger jacked by a pitcher” belongs to the catcher

ISU fan, crying a little, no YOU are crying, shut up.....

Remember when Minny drafted him and he was like, thanks but no thanks, and parked himself in Spain for two more years? Who would’ve thought he’d still be a Timberwolf EIGHT years later

Take UConn, thank me later

“Sure, Arsenal have been jerking Sánchez around for a long time about the contract extension and the big raise he’s undoubtedly earned, and the team as a whole isn’t as good or even as passionate or driven as he is and thus they habitually acquiesce to their ostensible peers in the league, and indeed it does look very…

What?

sick of these GLORY GIRLS

What’s the point, now he’ll just be out with a dead leg

This is brilliant, as the bee has 2 more limbs to cry out to in agony in search of a foul

That’s bad defense. If he would’ve done better defense the ball would have not gone inside the net post and given the offense a point.

Damnit, beat me to it

I bet you declared Trump the winner in his twitter beef with Nordstrom, too

They haven’t scored a SINGLE goal in 2017, and watching that last match against Swansea it’s not hard to imagine them bumblefucking all the way to relegation

I am an ISU alum and I can assure you this did not actually happen. It is a figment of your imagination and we will revert to aesthetically terrible basketball as soon as possible.