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Joe Lawler
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A Lyme Disease that prevents the scurvy of villainy!

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.

"Jesus is gonna rapture your ass to heaven" is my favorite Chuck Tingle book.

Also, if you don't do drugs or drink, you're still going to die.

What About Bob? Noises Off? Airplane! Airplane! Airplane 2!

I remember when I saw the first ad for The Matrix, it seemed like Johnny Neumonic 2.0. It took my college professor parents to convince me it was worth seeing.

Tucker Carlson replacing O'Reilly? Was luke warm water unavailable.

Odd, I think new Crow sounds much closer to past Crows.

I have to doubt Patton Oswalt was inspired by Bossy Pants. Zombie Spaceship Wasteland came out 7 months after Bossypants. That wouldn't give Patton much time to say "Tina's book is a hit, I better start writing!"

I think they did all the prequels back around 2006-2007. Unless you mean for the live show, in which case the answer is "unlikely."

Tina is the eldest Belcher child, not the middle. Unless you're hoping for a Gene episode? Which I'm OK with.

A Dr. Erhardt with an annoying voice? Why I never!

I'm pretty sure that's not Pearl. It's Rebecca Hanson.

No, no. He called himself "Judge Judy & Sexecutioner." He was her sexecutioner.

I liked that a version of "Oh You Pretty Things," with its mention of Homo Superiors, finally made it into an X-Men property.

Just when I thought Trump couldn't get any worse… He totally redeems himself!

That's not what No-Prizes are given for! No-Prize denied!

It does? Or is that just on the disc version? I purchased it on Xbox marketplace.

Kids who were born the year Jackman first played Wolverine were old enough to get into this year's R-rated version.

Citation needed: Futurama ran until 2013.