So it wasn't just because Hans Gruber had the worst American accent outside of a Liam Neeson attempt?

Jail Caesar? Is that a thing, or a typo?

My kids and I have wanted this for so long. Hopefully I can stop playing "Bad Things Happen in the Bathroom" off Youtube for them now.

No, he should wait with Tom Runs.

So do I. "It must be 20,000 leagues long!"

It seems more likely that the 1800 Nautilus was the inspiration for the Jules Version, not the other way around, since 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea came out in 1870.

I've never had them go soft, just crush up a bunch of crunchy pretzels with a rolling pin or whatever. If anything, they might be a bit too crispy sometimes for me.

Incorrect. Pretzels make the best pie crust. Try it with key lime pie.

Didn't Fox discontinue The Simpsons on DVD/Blu-Ray?

Only who can prevent wormholes?

I clicked on this expecting Rapaport to be defending Trump. Who sticks up for Chris Brown?

I have nipples, Greg, could you murder me?

I like that the Mandy Patinkin role of note in this review is for Run Ronnie Run.

Spinal Tap is leaving, you could have made a "Lick My Love Pump" reference!

Wasn't the slide called the "Kiddie Twister"?

Wait, The Killers are claiming "Smile Like You Mean It" is original to them? It that case, did they pay anything to John Darnielle's charity of choice for using "The Killers" as their name?

Sure it will, just like Steven Spielberg and Tom Cruise (or was it Will Smith) were going to make Dooms IV in the 90s.

But what would 5-year-old lukewarmester think of 24/7 access to cartoons?

Do any Startz shows get a third season? Should I be worrying about Ash Vs. Evil Dead?

I assume Elizabeth Banks will star… as Ailes.